it's 3 am in foggy bottom. a flibbertijibbet with a lingering case of Inaugural Ball Hangover Syndrome is prowling around the girls bedroom, looking for a stash of Afghani Kablammi.
barack "when irish eyes are smiling, lieberman's IDF is rocketing the price of dubai oil" obama defended his choice of leon "what's billary ever done for me?" panetta as chief of the central "intelligence" agency. "uh, look. somebody's got to keep a blind eye on bill's donor list.
barack "when irish eyes are smiling, hand-picked amateurs are taking their seats in the senate" obama praised colorado governor bill "i never met a velvet crowbar i didn't like" ritter's appointment of michael bennet to the u.s. senate.
barack "when irish eyes are smiling, rahmbo's busting somebody's knuckles out behind the governor's mansion" obama returned from his "vacation" in hawaii just in time to drive the final nail in the coffin of the clinton dynasty. "uh, look.
barack "the magic donor list" obama spent christmas in hawaii, thousands of miles from rod "blagojevich" blagojevich and his totally believable, air-tight alibi. then he opened presents with his family. then he snuck out to the garage to fire up a loosey.
it's 3 am in foggy bottom. The Thing That Works On Wall Street is tucking the white girls safely in bed. downstairs, a flibbertijibbet is interviewing the ceo of blackwater security to be his new domestic intelligence czar.
2. u.s. superduper prosecutor patrick "not to be confused with gerald fitzpatrick" fitzgerald explained that senate candidate number five, jesse "how far can an acorn fall from the tree?" jackson, jr, "is totally innocent in the blago seats-for-sale scandal.
illinois governor rod "it sounds the way it's spelled. like an old drunk sneezing while he @!$%#s his pants" blagojevich, in an FBI podcast on QVC, auctioned off barack "the velvet crowbar" obama's empty senate seat to the hightest bidder.
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The so-called government of Pakistan, which has no control whatsoever over half its own territory and population, sponsored and encouraged a Kashmiri terror squad known as Lashkar-e-Taiba.
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Obama has been lauded by a bad-news weary news world over his "team of rivals" and the hope that these retreads will somehow fix what they've broken just because Obama is president.
Obama has been lauded by a bad-news weary news world over his "team of rivals" and the hope that these retreads will somehow fix what they've broken just because Obama is president.
Obama has been lauded by a bad-news weary news world over his "team of rivals" and the hope that these retreads will somehow fix what they've broken just because Obama is president.
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the wrong running mate can lose you votes. just ask mondale. normally, the best you can hope for is a johnson, who can deliver one key state. sometimes a bubble-headed bumper sticker with a nice haircut, like quayle, can appease a fringe constituency.
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